It’s been a really big week for me. I checked off something huge from my bucket list. I got an iPhone last week and have been trying to figure out how to use it. Getting the phone was clearly not on my bucket list (if you know me, you know this). But I DID get a killer ringtone. One I’d been fantasizing about for years. For realz, people. I’m livin’ the dream.
I think you can tell a lot about a person’s level of coolness by their ringtone. Luke informed me that one of his good friends has the ring tone Back Then by Mike Jones as his jingle.
Mike Jones -Back Then by lilmarcus
What’s so wonderful about this is that Luke’s friend is as white as they come, has some big fancy job and a young baby at home. I appreciated picturing him sitting in important meetings and then his phone going off in front of all these big shots.
Whole new level of love.
My tone idea came to me three years ago. And every birthday and Christmas since, I’ve asked for it. Though I could have just spent the $1.29 on my own, figuring it all out felt like a million dollar present. Well, it all came together this week, folks. So please, give me a call. Because every time you do, I get to relive the joy of my incredible ringtone. Cool as they come people, as cool as they come…
(Enjoy the dance moves as well. Love me some Hindi films..)





oh heavens.
That’s right, Ese. That’s right.
Too bad you can’t set it up so that the video plays when the phone is ringing. That would be REALLY special!
Right? So glad you appreciate it, Bone Bone. I seriously love Indians. Appropriate to say????
Shut up!!! My god…I couldn’t have thought of anything more perfect for you. All you need now is to insert a rap from the Dirty South….
It makes me so happy that you know me so well. I love you.