May 8, 2013

Rookie Move

Here’s another memory circa 2009.  Our first Halloween….

 

Halloween is quickly approaching.  Though Cora doesn’t do candy yet, a girl’s gotta have a costume.  At least to take a few pics.  So, my good friend Leslie and I decided to set out to make this happen.

Originally, I was thinking she could be the Dalai Lama.  But once Leslie and I arrived at the costume store, we realized that there were o-so-many adorable options.  I needed to be open-minded.

Leslie found this cute lil lion costume that was small enough to fit her.  I was sold.  We drove home talking about how cute it was, and how I would put little barrettes in the mane to make it look more little girl-ish.  (I can’t quite bring myself to do the whole princess thing yet, though there were millions of those costumes in her size).

I threw it in the laundry to make sure it was clean and ready.  My plan was to have her in it when Daddy got home so he could get a sneak peek at what Halloween would bring this year.

Like an idiot, I didn’t read the instructions.  And like and idiot, I threw it in the dryer.  As it was drying, I wondered for a brief second if maybe it wasn’t supposed to be dried.  Naw, I thought.  It’ll be fine.

When I pulled it out of the dryer, it was totally ruined.  But not like you’d think.  There weren’t chunks missing and the mane hadn’t frizzed.  The adorable little lion costume came out with a perfect Jerry Curl.  I kid you not.  A freaking Jerry Curl:

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Luke came home that night and took one look at the costume and said: “What is she supposed to be, The Reverend Al Sharpton?”

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I really nailed that one.

May 7, 2013

Oldie but Goodie

A blast from the past for ya’ll this Tuesday. This week I’m gonna try and re-post some of my old time fav’s from my blog.  Oldie but goodie for sure about a little interaction Luke and I had back in the day.

April 22, 2013

A Weather Rant

Stop dicking with me, Colorado weather.  You are such a freaking tease.  Each time the sun comes out, I get all geared up to bust out some capris, expose my upper arm, and maybe hit the playground with the kids, but no. You continue to fuck everything up.

Yes, yes, we knew you were coming.  Yes, yes, we hope you help prevent forest fires this summer.  Blah blah blah.  Honestly, though, I’m so done with you that I’d take burnt grass in June.  For realz.  Fucking bring it.

I have run out of all my teacher tricks of making up games and art projects and dressing up and painting and charades and I have baked my ass off and I seriously can’t go to the fucking mall one more time or I might take someone out because the kids who go there as regularly as we do these days are kinda whack.  How the fuck am I supposed to avoid endless hours of Disney tunes on Pandora when I am trapped inside like this?  Sometimes I just lie on the floor and let the kids crawl all over me.  Because I am that good and I can’t think of anything else…

What it's like here

I heard this weekend we might reach the 70′s, though.  Suddenly I feel a bit better.

 

 

 

April 11, 2013

Fish Whisperer

Makin' waves

February 28, 2013

Hangin’ with my Old Man

Such precious time with sweet Kier-Bear in his old man hat

February 18, 2013

Fav Parenting Perspective

“Your children are not your children.

They are  the sons and daughters of Life’s longing for itself.

They come through you but not from you,

And though they are with you, yet they belong not to you.

You may give them your love but not your thoughts.

For they have their own thoughts.

You may house their bodies but not their souls,

For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, even in your dreams.

You may strive to be like them, but seek not to make them like you.

For life goes not backward nor tarries with yesterday.

You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth.”

-Khalil Gibran

What incredible reminders of non-attachment and the opportunity to keep our egos as parents in check.  Whaddya think?

January 11, 2013

Ten…things my kids freaked out about this week.

Well, the holidays are over.  That means Daddy was back to work all week.  Lordy.  Here are the top ten things my kids freaked out about this week:

  • She only got to have one hotdog
  • Her black boots are too fuzzy
  • Her arm went in the wrong hole
  • She wanted a bun, not a ponytail
  • I didn’t stand in the right spot while wiping her butt
  • Cinderella is blue, not pink
  • Her brother already had Bun-Buns once today
  • She only wants to listen to music where a girl is singing
  • He wants “more” (sign language) of something but we can’t seem to figure out what
  • I gave him the green binki instead of the blue one

Cheers for weekends, ya’ll.

 

January 6, 2013

It’s the little things dads do

That are so endearing..

January 3, 2013

Check out what I found

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December 17, 2012

Fake Smile

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