May 8, 2013

Rookie Move

Here’s another memory circa 2009.  Our first Halloween….

 

Halloween is quickly approaching.  Though Cora doesn’t do candy yet, a girl’s gotta have a costume.  At least to take a few pics.  So, my good friend Leslie and I decided to set out to make this happen.

Originally, I was thinking she could be the Dalai Lama.  But once Leslie and I arrived at the costume store, we realized that there were o-so-many adorable options.  I needed to be open-minded.

Leslie found this cute lil lion costume that was small enough to fit her.  I was sold.  We drove home talking about how cute it was, and how I would put little barrettes in the mane to make it look more little girl-ish.  (I can’t quite bring myself to do the whole princess thing yet, though there were millions of those costumes in her size).

I threw it in the laundry to make sure it was clean and ready.  My plan was to have her in it when Daddy got home so he could get a sneak peek at what Halloween would bring this year.

Like an idiot, I didn’t read the instructions.  And like and idiot, I threw it in the dryer.  As it was drying, I wondered for a brief second if maybe it wasn’t supposed to be dried.  Naw, I thought.  It’ll be fine.

When I pulled it out of the dryer, it was totally ruined.  But not like you’d think.  There weren’t chunks missing and the mane hadn’t frizzed.  The adorable little lion costume came out with a perfect Jerry Curl.  I kid you not.  A freaking Jerry Curl:

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Luke came home that night and took one look at the costume and said: “What is she supposed to be, The Reverend Al Sharpton?”

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I really nailed that one.

November 26, 2012

Gettin’ our hur did for the holidayz

Well, this is the second Thanksgiving out of the past 10 where we’ve actually been home.  And it was a great one.  We went to my parents’ house and my brothers and their girlfriends came too.  It was quite a party.  My Mom is seriously off the hook when it comes to cooking, so everything was ridiculous and I find myself feeling a bit thicker today than a few ago.  Well worth it.

At any rate, we had to get our hair did for the big festivities.  That’s right people, it was Kierian’s first haircut.  I’d been hanging onto the rat-tail for far too long.  Being that I am from this wonderful town, I am in full support of the shaggy hair look on little boys.  But the rat-tail wasn’t getting us there.  We had to get him all shaped up.  Here are a few pics…

Pre cut shot. Feeling good about his sideburns that come out in sharp peaks.

 

Not sure about this whole thing

 

Fly Guy

 

September 5, 2012

The Perils of a Headbanger

Well, I threw my neck out this weekend headbanging.  I was trying to be cool or maybe funny, so I guess that’s kinda what I deserve.

Luke and I do this thing when on long car rides we call “Improv”.  We take turns dancing like crazy, and our kids watch us like we’re nuts.  But they love it and will one day do it too.  You watch.  Anyway, it’s best to do at stoplights because then you get some good reactions from others.  (Just a tip in case you decide to dabble..)

I can’t tell if this injury means I’m getting older and my body just can’t  hang, or if maybe my technique was wrong.  But come to think of it, we used to do a lot of headbanging and air guitar growing up  in the Doyle household and I do remember often feeling like my neck was broken after a solid sesh.  Hey, if it made my parents laugh then a broken neck was a small price to pay.

I did a bit of research and found this video was very informative:

I’ve deduced that perhaps I wasn’t wearing the right clothing at the time of the injury.  Also, it’s harder to head-bang to Jack Johnson (Lollipop rock, as my Dad would call it) in the car then it is to my littlest brother’s favorite song that he somehow knows all the lyrics to:

Maybe if I’d had better music my neck wouldn’t hurt so badly.  Lesson learned.

It doesn’t feel right to end this post without adding this–The Doyle family movie and anthem.  It’s where I first learned my craft.

Careful with those necks, my friends.

May 21, 2012

The Mullet Gene

We have good hair on the Doyle side of the family.  My Pops is nearly 66 and has a full head of hair.  Back in the day he had a full on, all black afro.  In high school, some of my friends didn’t believe he was my real dad (I have my Mom’s hair).  True story.

There is one thing about having hair like he does, though.  My brothers like to joke about it ’cause they inherited it too.  They call it  THE MULLET GENE.

The use of this picture has been approved by my Dad. "At least I have hair," he says when discussion surrounding his mullet arises.

Being that I am a woman, I can’t quite relate in the same way my brothers can.   But apparently it grows quite strongly back there, faster than any other part of their heads.

The things is, I am pretty sure Kierian’s got the gene.  He may look like a Vernon in all other ways, but there’s a little bit of Doyle in there too.

Not the best shot, but trust me, it's coming in quite well.

Thanks Pops for making sure we left our mark too.

April 5, 2012

Birdman

Minus a few tats.

December 12, 2011

Fans

You know what I love the most about Bronco fans?  White trash.  There is so, so much white trash when it comes to the Bronc’s.  And I love them with all my heart.  Going to a game brings out my inner trailer hick.  She’s totally praised in the stands.

I went to my first game of the season last night and sat up in the nose bleeds in the midst of long-mulleted, burping, sloppy assholes and loved every fucking minute of it.   Going to games is the perfect excuse to do everything your Mama told you not to: shove multiple hotdogs down your gullet, drink copious amounts of shitty beer, cuss your ass off, throw peanuts at opposing fans below and get into fist fights.  If I believed in Heaven, pretty sure that’s what it’d be.

I went with my Dad:

He made damn sure I knew loads about the game as a wee lad, so it was fun to go with him.  Before the big game though, our entire family got pumped and went out for bagels so people could see our level of commitment and dedication (the bagel was just an excuse):

However, like idiots, my Dad and I left with five minutes in the game to go, Broncos down 10-0, never having been to a Tebow game before.  We screamed at the radio and cursed ourselves as we drove home wishing we had held tight.  The Broncos won in overtime.  And though Tebow has a vagina, he continues to pull wins out of some place, so I am warming up to him.

I’ll be honest, having a new baby, I haven’t been the best Bronco fan this year.  But last night really opened something up in me.  Be it my inner white trash, my childhood obsession with the Broncos, what have you…I’m glad to be back.

December 9, 2011

First Haircut

SO stinkin’ cute.  And she had to wait two and a half years to do it, sweet thing.

 

October 12, 2009

Rookie Move

I am obviously new to this whole mom thing.  Just when I think I have one thing figured out, I screw something else up.  I suppose that’s how it goes with baby numero uno.  Here’s my latest faux paux…

Over the weekend, one of my best friends, Leslie, flew home to meet Cora for the first time.  Leslie is definitely the fashionista in my group of girlfriends.  She always has a pulse on what is trendy, what looks good, what looks bad, etc.  She is my fashion consultant and thus Cora’s as well.  When she comes to town, that is what we do: shop.

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Halloween is quickly approaching.  Though all Cora snacks on is Mama’s milk, and candy isn’t what the pediatritian suggests, a girl’s gotta have a costume.  At least to take a few pics.  So, Leslie and I decided to set out to make this happen.

Originally, I was thinking she could be the Dalai Lama.  But once Leslie and I arrived at Babies R Us, we realized that there were o-so-many adorable options.  I needed to be open-minded.

Leslie found this cute lil lion costume that was small enough to fit her.  I was sold.  We drove home talking about how cute it was, and how I would put little barrettes in the mane to make it look more little girl-ish.  (I can’t quite bring myself to do the whole princess thing, though there were millions of those costumes in her size).

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I threw it in the laundry to make sure it was clean and ready.  My plan was to have her in it when Daddy got home so he could get a sneak peek at what Halloween would bring this year.

Like an idiot, I didn’t read the instructions.  And like and idiot, I threw it in the dryer.  As it was drying, I wondered for a brief second if maybe it wasn’t supposed to be dried.  Naw, I thought.  It’ll be fine.

When I pulled it out of the dryer, it was totally ruined.  But not like you’d think.  There weren’t chunks missing and the mane hadn’t frizzed.  The adorable little lion costume came out with a perfect Jerry Curl.  I kid you not.  A freaking Jerry Curl:

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Luke came home that night and took one look at the costume and said: “What is she supposed to be, The Reverend Al Sharpton?”

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Sweet.  I really nailed that one.

August 31, 2009

Old Man Cora Rose

Well, it appears our little beauty is loosing her hair.  Apparently, this happens to a lot of babies.  We’ve been told by numerous people that they just “rub it off in their sleep.”  Yet what we find to be so interesting is HOW she is loosing her hair.  It’s not all at once, or even chunks at a time.  She seems to have a receding hair line.  There is still a lot going on up top and in the back, but the sides seem to wane with each passing day.

Okay, maybe it’s less of an old man and more like Maddox Jolie.  Or is it Pax?  I can’t remember which one.  Nevertheless, if it continues at this rate, I think we’re going to do something a little like Angelina did with her babe. At least then she’d be considered fashionable.

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